When they say it’s not your name scream, “IDENTITY THEFT!!!”ģ61. When a clerk stops you and asks your name read their name of their id card. When someone wants to buy you, run away screaming that someone was trying to kidnap you.ģ58. Act like an old lady and scream, “AH! I broke my back! This wouldn’t happen at Target!”ģ57. Hide in a pile of plushies and then jump out at people who walk byģ56. Refuse to pay and go tell the managerģ55. When receiving it tell them that this was not what you wanted. Go to the in store restaurant and order anything. Eat a bunch of candy and refuse to pay for itģ54. Throw all the bouncy balls in the toy section everywhere and let them bounce aroundģ53. Have a tennis tournament in the middle of the storeģ51. Announce that there’s a huge sale at Targetģ50. Scream, “GET OUT OF MY YARD!” to everyone who walks by you.ģ47. Tell the baker “I’d like to buy strawberry shortcake!” and hold the doll in their face.ģ46. Grab a strawberry shortcake doll and go to the bakery section. Take all the pets out of their cages, including the fish.ģ45. Go to the bakery section and yell “I LOVE PIE!” to everyone you see.ģ44. Pull down your pants next to a flower display and “water” the flowers.ģ43. Go to the toy isle, set up the GI joe figures and yell, ” Then it’s WAR!!!”ģ42. Follow a male security dude and ask him where the “feminine needs” are.ģ41. Run around with underwear on your head, screaming, “I am Captain Underpants!”ģ40.
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